February 2012
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nice little article Volume One did on my muzique →
when people say things like, "It doesn't matter if...
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Are you hanging out with purple and polka-dotted people? Because that sounds like a medical condition… not an ethnicity. Maybe you should take your friends to the doctor and stop making yourself look like an ass with your grandiose speeches on acceptance.
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Life lessons I learned from watching The Truman...
be paranoid all the time because there could be cameras literally everywhere and everyone could be watching you and your life might just be some weird reality TV show that even your own mother is in on AND YOU WOULDN’T EVEN KNOW IT.
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I think I gave myself strep for Valentine's Day
You really shouldn’t have, me.
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every time someone says, "I seen that"
4 million kittens die. Think about the kittens, people.
someone got engaged last night
it’s me, I’m the someone
do you ever find yourself focusing really intently...
yeah, me either.
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my thoughts on Channing Tatum:
him?
random following spree
no one is safe
it's really difficult to record a song when you...
but thank you for the lovely words regardless. I’m pretty pleased with the result.
I tore off the part of the M&M bag that showed the...
so now there are no calories, and I can eat the whole bag (7 servings) without guilt. They call me lil’ genius.
I can understand if you misspell my name in an...
but when you write my name incorrectly on my facebook wall? My name is clearly printed out like 2 inches north of where you’re typing. Come on. You’re killing me (softly).
haven't taken the christmas tree down yet
won’t be taking it down for a while
January 2012
49 posts
soooo, my friend asked me to model for her senior...
poor girl doesn’t know what she’s in for.
I don't know how many times I've started a story,
and had to stop to try and remember if this actually happened to me, or if it happened to somebody else. Or if, god forbid, it happened to the person I am telling the story to.
I should keep a journal.
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I mean, you go girl, and everything
but if you wake me up at 3 am with your loud and drunken sex ONE MORE TIME…
also, I saw that guy leave this morning and he is not cute.
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my mind when I drink coffee
I should eat something. What should I eat? Am I hungry? I’m pretty hungry. I wonder what I could make with that pizza crust. Maybe I should read a book. Maybe I should write a book. Do I have any blank cd’s? I’m going to make myself a playlist for when I go grocery shopping. I need to go grocery shopping. I need to get money. I should sell my blood. I should sell my plasma. I...
Whenever I hear the name "Ron Paul"
my first thought is:
and then I remember that Sean Paul isn’t a conversation piece anymore.
Watcha-year-at-sea:
Generator Second Floor- Freelance Whales
another goodbye tribute that little beaut. miss yew already.
"Well, we can't do anything about your jaw problem...
An actual quote from a dentist I saw once in like seventh grade. I went in that day with a jaw that kept locking up, and left with a complex.
Watcha-year-at-sea:
i always thought this song was cuter than was given credit for, and am going to pretend it was written about me.
500 miles- the proclaimers
my music: here
we have to sell the mandolin on account of our depressing electricity bill. so this one’s for mandi lynn moore (what I just decided to name the little guy. get it?)
perhaps we’ll meet again, old friend.
one time when i was a bit intoxicated, i fell...
I’ve never been more happy than I was when I woke up the next morning and found that poptart next to me.
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I wish Chipotle delivered
and their burritos were free.
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got my first hate message on youtube
I’ve finally made it.
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I remember one time when I was riding the bus in...
It’s something that I’m disgusted with to this day. Ugh. Ughhhhhhhh.
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things I think are overrated (volume 1):
How I Met Your Mother
James Franco
yogurt
Quentin Tarantino films
exercise
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