January 2012
46 posts
things i learned in 2011
Tina Fey is my best friend, but she will never know
I will eat ice cream with a measuring cup before washing a spoon
People tend to dislike when you continuously blow them off to eat said ice cream with said measuring cup and watch the Arrested Development series (AGAIN) in the comfort of your own home rather than socializing
I get along better with toddlers than with people my age
I...
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Watchauld lang syne
happy new year errbody
December 2011
42 posts
song I wrote for my dad for Christmas because...
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lose ≠ loose
as in:
if you continue to be so loose with your grammar, i will lose my temper
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WatchHave Yourself a Merry Little Christmas- sung by everyone ever
I had a couple requests to do christmas songs so I figured I would do those first. I have been working on a few other ones for you, but I’m not quite finished with all of the fine tuning yet. Anyway, I’m a bit rusty on the ol’ ivories, as nobody calls them, so forgive the sloppiness.
so many people i know are getting engaged or...
being an adult is weird.
slutmuffin asked: so is your artist name just your full name? what would i put in my itunes?
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conversations with 3 year olds
miriam: sometimes at home I suck on my big toe
me: well that's gross. do you like the taste of socks?
miriam: no! my toe tastes like strawberries.
me: miriam, please stop sucking on your toe. it's weirding me out.
miriam: i just wanted a snack
me: i guess that makes sense...
two three-year-old boys asked me to come to their...
take THAT boys in middle school who didn’t think I was cute
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Watch
had a little trouble shutting my gob at the beginning, and there are a couple rough notes but finals are happening so whateva
epilogue- the antlers
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Watchused to be- beach house
i felt it necessary to narrate my neck adjustment.
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WatchGenerator Second Floor- Freelance Whales
A letter to myself 5 hours ago
Hey you,
Look, I know it seems like a good idea to watch clips of Full House and baby elephants now, but you have to think about the long run. Also, those Oreos are going to leave a pile of crumbs in the bed, which you will somehow get in your hair.
love, future Kristen
~*rEaCh fOr tHe sTaRs*~
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Watchshe don’t use jelly- the flaming lips
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Hoppípolla- Sigur Ros
I was in a bad mood this...
Anonymous asked: can we be in love?
remember when abc family was fox family?
let me jog your memory
Bobby’s World
Angela Anaconda
S Club 7
Step by Step
Sabrina, the Teenage Witch
Two of a Kind
The Zack Files
10 years ago I was probably hanging out in a Bugs Bunny t-shirt waiting for the tgif line up to start.
**miss u guyz**
i don't ever think there's been a time in my life...
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